I AIN’T DEAD YET

 Compliments of P.Y. Luther

 


My hair is white and I’m almost blind,

The days of my youth are far behind

My neck is stiff, I can’t turn my head

Can’t hear one-half that’s being said

My legs are wobbly, can hardly walk,

But glory be I can surely talk;

And this is a message I want you to get

I’m still a-kicking and I ain’t dead yet.

My joints are stiff, won’t move in their sockets,

And nary a dime is in my pockets.

So maybe you think I’m a total wreck,

(To tell you the truth, I do look like heck)

But still I do have a whole lot of fun

And my heart with joy is still overrun.

I’ve lots of good friends so kind and so sweet

And still many more that I’ll never meet.

Oh, this is a wonderful world of ours,

Shade and sunshine and beautiful flowers.

So you just take it from me, and you bet,

I’m glad I’m living and I ain’t dead yet.

I’ve got corns on my feet and ingrowing nails,

And do they hurt? Here plain language fails.

To tell you my troubles would take too long,

If I tried you surely would give me the gong.

I go to Church and Sunday School too,

For I love the story that is ever new.

And when I reach the end of my row,

I hope to my heavenly home I will go.

And then when I leave this house of clay,

If you listen closely, I’m quite apt to say

"Well, folks, I’ve left you, but don’t you forget.

I’ve just passed on, but I ain’t dead yet!"

Compliments of P.Y. Luther

  

 

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